I paid my boyfriend $5 to show up at Christmas… and then accidentally married him. 💍 That December I was 27, broke, working 3 jobs and still getting texts from my mom like: “Your sister is bringing her fiancé, your brother has a girlfriend… you’re coming alone again?” I had exactly $5 left after bills. Sitting on a park bench, half joking, half crying, I yelled, “Where do you even RENT a boyfriend in this city?” A man in a fancy coat stopped and said, “I’ll do it.” Tall, handsome, expensive eve